Hello, strange creatures with all your emotions and stuff. Welcome to our profile!

Before we tell you about us, who paid you to visit this little corner of the internet? Why are you here? Quit being a stalker.

Okay, if you're still here, then I guess your worth our time.
How are you? Tired? Yeah, same. Earth just isn't like what it used to be.

Jazzy ships Phan, Vkook, and Sope. Or is it Yoonmin? Jazzy is indecisive. Also Namjin. Ugh, help.
Hannah ships... Actually, Hannah doesn't feel emotions.

Jazzy is always happy, but that's what she wants you to think.
Hannah is feeling... again with the emotions!

Jazzy loves too much.
Hannah is a robot, incapable of love and doesn't get what all the fuss is about.

Jazzy loves chocolate, quesadillas, and rice.
Hannah eats pizza.

Jazzy thinks the world is corrupt.
Hannah does too, but she has Netflix, so she ignores it.

They're both tired of politics, but who isn't.

They both believe in unicorns, but don't believe in soup.

They're both friends, but that's what Hannah wants you to think.
Maybe Hannah's trying to steal Jazzy's soul. I guess we'll never know.

They're both wondering how you made it to the end.
They're both inferring that you have no life and should really stop wasting your time.

They tell you to go outside and be social, then they laugh because who does that anymore?

No, but seriously, why are you still here? Do you like us enough to follow us? Awww, we like you too.