Ever been in that one situation where you weren't trying to get anything dirty out of the circumstance but it kinda just happened because sometimes those things can be really fun especially when your with a friend and you just laugh your asses off until your both about to pee on yourselves and then you have to fight your way to the bathroom and then your arguing over whose gonna go first but then you end up losing so you have to do something else before you can go pee so you end up eating ramen noodles with your friends brother and his friend in the kitchen on the counter and its kinda awkward like in the King Of The Hill because you may not be in front of a fence but your all sitting on the kitchen counter going "yep" just waiting for something stupid to happen then you just randomly ask them weird questions that you conjure up from the depths of your imagination like "who would win in a cage fight? lady gaga or Madonna?" then you almost get in a fist fight in your friends kitchen at 3 am bc the friend of your friends brother said "Madonna" when its totally wrong because lady gaga would kick the shit out of Madonna and so your friends brother is holding you back while your throwing punches so he dra
gs you to the couch where the friend of your friends other brother is and you end up watching spongebob with that guy because your friends brother had to tell you "sit down and watch spongebob before you get your ass kicked if you sit still I'll make you a milkshake" so you end up watching spongebob with the friend of your friends other brother while drinking a milkshake but by the time your done you realize your friends been out the bathroom for like a half hour and your bladder is about to explode so you run to the bathroom and you let it flow then end up watching Aladdin with your friends high brother because you then find out your friends asleep? yeah that's my weekend every weekend...