So hi, I'm Turtle Death.
I  love writing, and I'm always coming up with new stories. But I hit a pretty big rough patch and while I'm all scabby and gross my writing is on my USB, where it will remain until I find a computer that lets me on wattpad for more than a minute and I gain some semblance of control. I'll be updating The Stray Aces soon enough, and then transfering all my other works onto my USB so I can work on them, because wattpad wont work on my laptop.
I love lyrical texts, villians, kicking ass, old music, sarcasm/snide, my ladies and violence.
I really enjoy adrenaline rushes, but I can find them just as easily from a good book as a rollercoaster. I'm really dedicated to The Stray Aces, and will finish this info blurb when I get on a good computer.
And I'll leave you with the ninjas in your bedroom.