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*in salesperson voice*
Do you ever think what your fanfic author likes to indulge in? Aren't you curious as to what they write abt when they're bored? Well, go read my first Self Indulgent Oneshot!!!! It's totally not concerning and totally isn't ghost sex! I promise!
Sanity is not guaranteed, if you feel like you're insane while reading, you probably are. Common side effects include:
Mental breakdown
Horny for no reason
A lot of crying
Poorly written smut
And "what the hell is this shit!"
Vinnie is not responsible for any crash outs or horny episodes
Go touch grass, ya fuckin weirdo