**_"WELCOME, FOOLISH MORTALS, TO MY DOMAIN. I am Kimmie-chaos incarnate, genre-hoarding goblin, caffeine-fueled , and an enemy of physics. I don't just hate physics-I want to personally dropkick it into the sun. If I could sue gravity, I would. If physics had a home address, it would be ON FIRE.

BTS said 'follow your dreams,' and I said BET. Now I'm sprinting at Mach speed, dodging deadlines, tripping over plot twists, and absolutely bulldozing my sleep schedule. I write everything-romance, horror, sci-fi, thriller, comedy, existential dread, the inevitable downfall of my sanity. If a genre exists, I'll write it. If it doesn't exist, I'll invent it and then set it on fire for fun.

My life is a telenovela directed by Satan, a horror movie starring my grades, and a reality show where the producers forgot to give me a script. People ask, 'Do you sleep?' HA. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK. I run purely on caffeine, stubbornness, and the raw power of regret. If you ever hear an unholy screech at 3 AM, it's either me realizing I have an exam, or me accidentally writing a plot hole SO MASSIVE NASA MISTOOK IT FOR A BLACK HOLE.Logic? Gone.
Sanity? Never had it.
Physics? On sight.
Brain cells? Running for their lives.