I hate tik toks that are like “if you had the power to manipulate other peoples minds” and it just leads to a dumb fucking meme. Like I’ll scroll past it and go ‘oh cringe’ and watch it ironically but then get invested and at the end its just a clip of “wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy” LIKE I NEED TO KNOW IF STEPHANIE FOUND HER DEAD PARENTS GODFATHERS MAGIC BRACELET WHY HAVE YOU FORESAKEN ME LIKE THIS????
Tomorrow is the last day of normal school and my psychopath of a friend is dressing up in a pirate costume blasting the pirates of Caribbean theme song im going to cry im so exited
I have so many bitches. Bitches for days. They say I have only a spoonful and king, I pull out my comically large metal utensil. I am beyond your league for I am LITERALLY a god.
Me: i’m doing commissions
Friend: omg can I have one
Me: yeah what u want
Friend: explains
Me: ok so that’ll be (so and ao)
Friend: what??? Why do I have to pay
Me: thats… what a commission is…
Friend: i thought it was just when you give away art to people?
Me:
Every time.