F Aether:scaramouche I'm surprised. I had no idea they let out kindergarten this early. Did you have fun playing with the Flintstones phone
Scaramouche:Funny. Did you enjoy your little tour through snezhnaya
F Aether:I did, actually. I forgot how entertaining the 'It's a small world compared to my ego' ride was.
Scaramouche:I'm glad, because that was the last shred of happiness you're going to feel before I kill you
F Aether:Am I supposed to feel intimidated right now? Because I kinda don't.
Scaramouche:why not
F Aether: Well, for starters, you're what, ten years old?
Scaramouche:no I am five hundred years and a half
F Aether:Yeah, see, I don't usually get bossed around by infants. Seriously, it's like I'm being threatened by tsarista.
Scaramouche:Really, prince, all that posturing will only get you so far.
F Aether:Yeah, yeah. By the way, how exactly do I become a member of the Lollipop Guild?