Stop right there!

You have stumbled across the king of nyan cats.....I'm sorry to burst your bubble but .....I think you had a bad luck today.

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Anyway hi, Jack here, no seriously I'm Jack, I was actually given that blessed name....yeah 

I'm the Nyan cat freak, as my sister likes to call me

You poor little soul , I'm so sorry for ya 

Anyway this guy here *points to chest proudly* is a fanboy

We are really rare , I know .....I'm not gay, just saying 

This bio gets weirder by the second....at least we know who wrote it ....heh 

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Relationship status:

Single: Nope hahahaha
Taken: of course, who wouldn't want me.....okay I'll go home 
Crushing: eh yeah...
Looking: for my normal life.....which doesn't exist 

Ships: 

Mericcup for life! 

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I don't even know why I put thouse snowflakes here anyway 

Even tho my bio look better than me ....In rl btw 

Girls keep having crushes on me,  why am I the best guy for you? Because I'm nice and funny? Because I look like someone that does sports, but actually can't be bothered doing sports cause I'm a nerd? .....I just answered my question 

Anyway , see ya later *winks*

*slaps self* that's how girls will get attracted to you idiot