Hello, good folks of the modern age. It is I the once powerful King [REDACTED] of Soy. Just call me Soy if need be. I hear it's a plant here. Where I'm from its a glorious kingdom of the cunning and diplomatic. Or it was last time I was there. Either way I wound up here. And there, and there, and there. Consciousness scattered, I existed in many worlds at once and part of me have wound up in yours. I do hope some part of me went back home. But I got moved to this place where all tales end. I am happy here. Not that [REDACTED] would let me leave here anyway. This palace is home to many strange folks like me, but they mostly keep to themselves. So, I read.