King Thomas Newton: Professional Brat and Mediocre Kidnap Victim

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^ summary of my life

Jangela ( @-love-at-first-sight and I) is my OTP and Jangel
(@unicornwhovian and I) is not a thing but its funny to make fun of.

I'm easily bribed with chips.

There are a lot of people who wanna pick at your character or who you are because they think you should be a certain way. But, if you know who you are, stick to that because your uniqueness and the differences inside of you and who you are, are what make you beautiful. 
                                                                   ~Cody Carson

                                                  I am good
                                                   I am evil
                                                I am solace
                                                 I am chaos
                                                I am human,
                               And that's all I ever wanted to be.
                                              ~Cody Carson

Do one thing every day that scares you.
                                              ~Unknown

If I were emo, I wouldn't need to hurt myself... life does it for me.
                                             ~~A Crazed Psychopath Named Thomas

When I was a kid I prayed every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
                                              --Emo Philips

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing!
                                               ~~Emo Philips