↓King Fuck-up↓

Happy birthday 

Why can't I move?

Stab me with a knife, 
          End my miserable life. 
          Whack me with a pole 
          And put me in a hole.
          

Fucking shoot me in the head, 
          So that I can be dead.
          I will lay in my bed 
          And let the sheets turn red. 

I'm a fucking pussy

Everything is all set up.
          I don't know what to do now...

When life is fucked  but you got responsibilities and shit.

I just noticed the  typo on your bio. Fml. Too lazy tbh

Don't leave me.

Stop freaking out. I'm fine. Blimey.