I have only one thing to say about myself.

I am a living thing.

Now, to the people who think right off the bat that I'm a human, here's a quick biology lesson. Living things are not just restricted to humans.

Therefore, I could be a dog, a cat, a shark, a penguin, a polar bear, or a dinosaur. Use your imagination.

That's about it.

To the people who want to know more, well, life's not fair. 

So suck it up.