King of the ducks

 
          
          Fear the Gilbird army 

My mom is freaking INSANE. Like-
          
          Amazon:*comes out with new Alexa*
          
          My Mom: OH MY GAWD WE NEED IT!
          
          Me:  But all our other rooms have an Alexa!!
          
          My Mom: NOT THE BATHROOM!!
          
          Me: Oh my god....
          
          My mom:*BUYS ALEXA FOR BATHROOM*
          
          Me: You should be on My Strange Addiction for your addiction to Alexa.
          
          (I actually told her that My Strange Addiction thing) 

Yo guys-
          
          Anyone up for a Tododeku body switch RP?

https://buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=O6qXybs
          
          Buddy meter test-
          
          Plz take it :3 <3

Sup dude-
          
          
           #NationalComingOutDay
          
          
          I'm an asexual piece of trash. 
          
          
          :3 I luv all u dudes! Stay awesome! <3

Detective shows like Homicide Hunter and How to Catch a Killer are just teaching people what detectives do to look for the culprit-
          
          So then people know what to do to cover up your tracks-
          
          
          
          I swear to god I am not high 

Holy sh*t guys-
          
          
          
          My bus drove past a crash today-
          
          
          It looked like a truck was completely flipped over and a city bus was hit where the driver sits-
          
          Also the crash was on a round-a-bout or however you spell it!
          
          It was freaking insane! 
          
          I hope the drivers of both bus and truck are okay-

Today has not been good...
          
          My parents have found out I'm missing assignments for school and are telling me that they'll have me stop talking to my friends and they don't FUCKING understand that my friends are the only reason I push through the days and I just wanna cry right now....Fml..

Three tests today and done! 
          
          
          
          IT WASN'T FUN!
          
          I had all three tests this morning for First period, Second Period, and Third Period!
          
          God today was TERRIBLE
          
          
          Just glad it's a long weekend, no school on Monday thankfully! 

I know it's pretty late at night but I just got back from visiting my aunt in a hospital(she's being let out tomorrow YAY!!)
          
          But I almost freaking fainted while I was there-
          Like my legs were shaking and I was feeling light headed-
          Also hospitals scare the SH*T out of me and my aunt was in the Trauma section of the hospital so that wasn't any better-
          
          But I like nearly fainted while I was there and I was terrified-