Follow me or your mom is hoe

if i die, i want my wattpad works to go viral and all of me ao3 orphaned works to magically come back. wattpad should be in a museum

im back did anyone miss me☺️

oh thank the lord my moms not a hoe
          she was just buried using one

why do my followers ignore me like im their deadbeat dad ?

Hey guys whats up? Im back and have been here for 5 minutes and ive already been reminded why i left in the first place

My two favorite words to spell/type out on a keyboard is “underwear” and “different”

My roman empire is that one fan art of james potter holding boxing gloves, in a boxing ring, smirking and he is shirtless!

My roman empire is cauliflower mac n cheese

i stubbed my toe and started sobbing. i hate my life

ignore that