Kim Nem John

Guys I need an internet ARMY bestie who will do BTS roleplays with me pls this is important

Y'all I'm going on a long ass hiatus aka idk if I'll be back again 
          Sorry if anyone enjoyed my books (tee hee sike) 
          I'm not deleting the account, tho I'm uninstalling the app.
          Bye babies~

I DROPPED MY PAINTBRUSH SOMEWHERE AND I CAN'T FIND IT NOO

Guys my ass hurts, too much squats :'(
          But I feel the power tho  this alpha me will crush anyone approaching his omega, which he doesn't have yet.
          But still, my mate is somewhere in the world, just waiting for me. Probably fucking someone else but lmao 
          Also I finally deleted facebook AND snapchat for good. I feel better ⚘

AJDKAKAJDVAKKSJEEJHW GUYS MY PERSONA PREORDER ARRIVED
          I'M SO HAPPY 
          I'VE GOT YOONGI PHOTOCARD AND NAMJOON PHOTO!!!
          I ROUGHLY WASHED MY PHONECASE SO YOONGI WILL FEEL COMFORTABLE IN THERE  I'M SMILING SO MUCH MY CHEEKS HURT

But I don't want go go to gym... mom please no

Guys I'm doing it.
          I can't fucking believe it.

I'VE READEN SO MANY CANCEROUS POLISH FANFICTIONS. I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
          MY THROAT HURTS, MY HEAD HURTS, I CRIED AND ALMOST PISSED MYSELF.
          WAIT TILL I TRANSLATE IT FOR YOU BECAUSE I'M HOWLING HERE, IT'S GONNA BE HERE IN THE MORNING WHEN I GET UP I PROMISE.

Y'all what the fuck am I doing.

Instead of watching comedies or anything funny on youtube, my best way of having fun is wearing clothes that make me look sexy as a woman, and when guys hit on me I lean in to them and say loudly "Do you want to see my MASSIVE and very JUICY dick?"
          And watch them run