Hello there, welcome to my page!

I believe everyone has a purpose, a destiny, or even a fate in life. It may take a while to find but when you find it make sure to cherish, love and evolve from it. Check out my book! :D <3

Quotes that define me and I swear by:

"1D af"

"It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing. I have that skill"

"8 planets, 204 countries, 209 islands, 7 seas, 6.000.000+ people, AND IM SINGLE." 

"Ha just kidding I'm in a relationship with FOOD. Sorry."

"I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode."

"If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question."

"I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than other people."

"Dear Diet, Things aren't working out between us. It's not me its you. You are tasteless, boring and I can't stop cheating on you...."

"Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."

"I am a ninja." "No, you're not" "Did you see me do that?" "Do what?" "Exactly"

"I do not get drunk - I get awesome."

"Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed."

"I be up in the gym just working on my fitness." "That's a thing?"

"I may be shy at first....... but its cause I'm warning you to stay away. I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone."

"If you say you're cooler than me...... does that make me hotter than you?"

If you can't find me at the nearest place that sells food, you can catch me here:
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