Bisexual Meat

ur location tho 

Okay, so remember one night, a little over a week ago where you said you can’t find your Mystic Messenger reading list? Me, being a good friend, has decided to help you. So starting at your first reading list, I’m referring to the “I Can Explain One” go down five and it should be there. It’s directly below your “Idfk” reading list which currently has one story in it, and above THAT reading list is the BxG one (the one with the Pokèmon x Human story, thank you for that by the way, because tagging me in it was totally necessary). I also have messages saying that you can’t spot your Narusasu reading list, and after checking I can’t help but notice that it’s not there either. Really disappointed that you deleted it, but in case you need a refresher it was right above your Drarry list that only has three stories in it (tsk tsk) and directly below your Klance reading list which was a whopping TEN STORIES! Wow, really impressive. Also please update your books! Thank you and have a great day. 

YOUNG MAN YOU PUT THE GOLDFISH BACK IN THE DRAWER THIS INSTANT 

you f u c k e r

>.>

Uuhhh 

you ever fuck ur step uncle 

I’m allergic to pineapple.
          

hello, you may not remember me but i voted on your books... you always tell your other friends to update but never update yourself. i feel as though i’ve been cheated out of an update. i really love your kink book, written with such style and dedication. the last time you updated was january 23, 2019 which i know was your friend’s birthday. it’d be nice to get my own dedication chapter. you might not know me but i see you in the halls and often times laughing with your friends....
          \^~^/ 
          anyways i’ve been contemplating whether or not i should do this for a while... please don’t make me regret it.

shmexy