Milkman

Crazy how gay people genuinely make my dad uncomfortable and queasy

You ever eat 6 tacos to assert dominance over 2 little boys

this world is absurdly hostile and I constantly fear for my life

Sometimes I wonder if I should dye my hair black and then I remember I have bright blue eyes and would be turning myself into Batman and I cannot let that happen

on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me        a beer

The female equivalent of "suck my dick" or "kiss my ass" should be "lick my tampon"

Really into nine inch nails for some reason. Maybe it's the religious trauma. Or maybe Trent Reznor is hot as fuck

catch me at 1:20 PM frolicking in my socks

I might be known as the milkman until im 90 years old and 6 feet under and thats wattpads fault btw

the war