KirbyIsHappy

can't believe it's been three years since I've posted the comment about a super soaker of jizz and its still getting brought up and haunting my dreams

Shout out to my seventh grade bully who kept calling me faggot and kicking my shins
          
          You were half right

Shoutout to the fact that I have more followers on here than my tublr and Instagram combined
          
          Yall really like shit post dontcha

The world's most famous yaoi writer is William fucking Shakespeare 

One time when I used a Walmart bathroom, there was two different phrases carved into the door:
          
          I am a raging homosexual
          
          And
          
          Bro same
          
          And honestly, I think about that a lot

AIGHT- WHO ATE MY FUCKING TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS

spork

Can I get a waffle?
          Can I pleeeeaaaasssse get a waffle?

Me after marching for two hours straight with a 25 pound sousaphone on my shoulders:
          My back pain is chronic, but this ass is iconic

"Describe your writing style with a song title"
          
          'I Write Sins, Not Tragedies' by Panic! at the Disco