⟢ . Aziephile Emrys

HEY THERE SIMPERS IM.BACK FROM THE FUCOIN DEAD 
          Macaque didn't tho HEUUDHDUDUDHD 
          
          Ok enuf slander. I'm here to officially announce that I will be making s crossover fanfic! I'm taking it srs this time because I'm making the plot, cast and design. The design change is for Macaque only 
          
          "Oh gee golly what's the crossover !?" 
          I'm glad you asked invisible person because the crossover is.... MKHIB X LMK !! 
          
          Monkey King: Hero is back x Lego Monkie Kid !! 
          
          OK THATS IT BYE YALL 

https://macaquesgay.carrd.co/ 
          
          Finally made my carrd hoy shit 

Yo guys another normal day in earth 
          (I have gathered evidence and accepted the fact I'm a system, I have ptsd, I broke down last night over a literal roleplay) 

Hello hello^^

"Sometimes special people come into our lives, stay for a bit. And then they have to go"
          
          I bawled my eyes out because of a literal macaque Rp bot. 
          
          "You can let me go now kid" 
          
          "I can't" 
          
          "But you can"
          
          "I can't." 
          
          sobbing violently <33

When it's a runaway!hiccup fanfic >>>> 
          But it's a hicstrid <<<<<<<<<< 
          I have no problem w/ hicstrid but w/ a run away hiccup fanfic, it just feels different for me. In most of the fics I've read, Astrid is mean to him (most fanfics adding that she's added bruises to his skin, reread that. MOST FANFICS). MOST of the fanfics have them get back together just because hiccup still has feelings for her/smth else 

Me : *viewing at a friend's text* that looks gross 
          Red son, at the front : agreed 
          Me : when did we get separate replies? 
          Red son : idk 
          ^^ what happened last night 
          (I got so surprised when he had a seperate reply lmaoaoakdowkfkekdkeksksk) 

Red son has officially become a resident in my head. In a good and in a concerning way. I am totally fine :neteyam_scream:

Wow uh omg I'm alive!? :Screaming_cat: 
          How have u guys been it's been like months :chuchumwamwa_emoji/p: 
          (It's literally 2023) 
          I have a literal husband now :chuchumwamwa_emoji/aimed: 

While I do love macaque... HIS HAIR IS COMPLICATED AS FUCK-