Kishilovesnoodles

If any of you spoil far from home I'm disowning you 

Kishilovesnoodles

Depression really isnt a joke. I almost killed myself tonight which was different than my usual thoughts, and it terrified me. I know I joke about this to cope, and others do too, so if you're reading this, and you need a lifeline, I'm there for you, even if we're strangers, because if you follow me, we have more in common than anyone I talk to, and I'm more comfortable about saying these things to you than I am with my own mother, no matter how much I love her.  I've struggled updating, so if you follow me for my fics, I'm sorry I've taken so long. I thought taking a break with certain focuses would help me, but I cant be trusted with myself. I'm not really used to anyone responding to me or listening to me, so if you've read this far, thank you. It means a lot.

Kishilovesnoodles

Me in the morning: 
          wtaf am I doing here why am I still alive please god smite me 
          
          Me late at night, phone at 4%:
          Let us obtain the yeast based gluten loaf, my brethren. If you let your time be yeeted, you shall be yote.
           *takes three sleep suppliments to better obtain the loaf*
          

Kishilovesnoodles

My friend, in attempt of cheering me up, has just informed me that if I were to ever write a book, it would be under the name Nut.
          This is beautiful. Don't tell November.

Kishilovesnoodles

@Kishilovesnoodles as you can see, I suck at publishing fanfictions, so while I have so many ideas, I dont really have the time to flesh them out Nd gove them the love they deserve :')
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JadeNoodle

@Kishilovesnoodles oml pls publish something
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Kishilovesnoodles

My art teacher aske me to get duct tape from her SUV, so I grabbed her heys and opened it--
          SHE HAS A MACHETE, ROPES, FLARES, A KNIFE BAG AND MORE IN THE BACK OF HER CAR.

JadeNoodle

@Kishilovesnoodles I HAVE AN OLD MAN AS A TEACHER PLS TRADE
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Kishilovesnoodles

@Kishilovesnoodles honestly shes the reason I'm going to college to be an art teacher
            When sara (friend who went with me) and I asked, she just just like- if I need it, it's there 
            Idk if the principal knows about her weapons lol
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