The name's Kathrine. 
But if you call me that, I swear I will punch you. I'd much rather prefer Kit, thank you.

I'm obsessive. I'm stupid. I get waaaaaay too into things and become super emotional. 
Maybe it's my fault and maybe it isn't. 
Most likely though, it's your fault.

Blame the short guy. I always do. 
Which is ironic because I'm probably the shortest person I know. 
But I'm also the bestest.

My grammar is gooderer than you're Grammer. Poop on your face. 

I inhale books like water. 
Which actually doesn't make sense because if you inhale water, you drown.
So, scratch that.

I inhale books like carbon dioxide. 
I inhale books like I inhale the sweet smell of manure.
No, this isn't working.

I read to fill the emptiness left in my soul after finishing reading something I was reading to fill the emptiness in my soul.

Much better.

Never eat Mentos and drink Coke. 
Don't brush your teeth with squirrel poo.
Touch my ipod and you die.
The fastest way to make me angry is insult my idols.
It wasn't my fault, the penguin made me do it.
Imagine a cardboard box in a corner of your house.
See that cardboard box over there? Well I don't. You must be hallucinating.

I'm not ignoring you, I just don't like you.

Have a lovely day.