Hi, my name is Kit, I'm 19, and these are the stories of my life - not my day-to-day existence (I got up, weather grey, made a cup of tea, read a book sitting down, legs started aching, read a book standing up) but My Life. It is as close to the real thing as I can make myself write it, as I have trouble using words as simple as 'walking.' People have to Saunter or Meander or Barrel in My Life. I have M.E (a fatigue-related condition) but this isn't usually a central theme, it is more like a background noise - like it really is. When it does come to the forefront it is often in the form of giddiness, which is a side-effect. I see absurdity in normal things, and people sometimes think I'm drunk at work. I hope you enjoy these because they are fun to write. 
(I promise to limit my use of Annoying and Random capital letters.)