@iWuvKirby
Because Kyle has diabetes, Tacos have cholesterol, Therefore Kyle can't eat tacos, and that explains why there isn't any Kyle x Clyde fanfiction, which means that it's the most unpopular ship. And when the ship doesn't sail, that means Tom Cruise is not coming out of the closet. And when Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet, that means no money, no money means no economy, no economy means no president, no president means crazy USA, crazy USA means weird Matt Stone and Trey Parker, wierd Trey Parker and Matt Stone means more South Park...
That's why I can't become a Taco...