Hello there reader! My name is Kittenstrap! The Kitten of wonders! I am here to spread the news of our benevolent, merciful, and loving lord, the magnificent Lord Ares! He's got a butt-crack that makes me shiver in fear and just makes me wanna shove a sword up my woman-parts just to please him. 

Now let us pray... OH LORD ARES, HAVE FULL VENGEANCE ON THESE   PITIFUL MORTAL BEINGS. BUT FORGIVE US, THE KITTENS OF THIS WORLD, FOR WE HAVE SINNED NOT AND LOVED ALL. ARES, LORD ARES, HAVE MERCY AND WE SHALL SERVE YOU ETERNALLY.

Now that's outta the way! Let's talk about me! I'm a cat in a human body, a female body it seems. Or other way around. I can't tell, because when you're on the internet, no-one can tell you're a cat. NOT EVEN ARES. But anyways, baaaack to me. I am byoutiful. Haaawt. GOOR-GEEE-USSS. Anyone would fall for me, I've got whiskers that will blow your hair away and turn you into a Sphinx cat.