Wyvern Milk

Puppet: What if I just randomly ate your liver one day?
          
          Ballora: *has to take a second*
          
          Ballora: I don't really have one, but if I did, I think that my next and only step would be to ask you "what in the actual fuck"?

"How's Your Monday Going?"
          
          I go to sit down and reread an old oneshot that I wrote at 3am only to find out that the whole damn book is out of order. You?

Puppet: I am so miserable.
          Ballora: *passes by casually, didn't even look his way*
          Puppet: I am suffering.

quick question: why do you never update blood and snow anymore?

Ballora: *taking hair curlers out of her hair* Uhm, have you ever heard of beauty sleep?
          
          Puppet: *monotone* Huh. Is that why I'm so fucking ugly?

Belle: Mason, this isn't legal.
          
          Mason: But it's fun.
          
          Belle: Aiming a firework at your neighbor's house isn't supposed to be fun.
          
          Mason: Even if he made Max cry?
          
          Belle: ...
          
          Mason: ...
          
          Belle: ... Hand over the matchbox.
          
          Mason: :D

[Ice Cream Parlor AU]
          
          Belle: Good afternoon sir! What flavor ice cream would you like?
          
          Mason: Got any that taste like me~?
          
          Belle: Sorry sir, we don't carry son of a bitch flavor.

Burntrap: I have finally came back. Now, prepare to face my wra--
          
          Glam Chica: Look everybody, Peepaw Willy's awake!
          
          Burntrap: I beg your fgcking pardon-

Ballora, texting Puppet: Nose
          
          Ballora: I just typed "Nose" with my nose! :D
          
          Puppet: Heart
          
          Ballora: wtf
          
          Ballora: PUPPET ARE YOU OKAY?
          
          Ballora: PUPPET?

Mason: WHY IS THERE A $5,000 CHARGE ON MY CREDIT CARD?!
          
          Belle: Mason, I'm a material girl. ( UvU)