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So one of my friends made a prank call to his mom right in front of his mom and after he recorded it he grabbed his moms phone and made me listen to the voicemail. The way he did that was he put his arm around to my left ear and before i realized that the phone was on my ear in my head i was like: holy shit why is he hugging me wtf? Then when i realized that the phone was on my ear im like: oh ok hes showing me the voicemail. Hey wait, the phone made it sound like my little cousin! So the entire time i was laughing because i imagined my little cousin saying all this.

ME: I WILL MAKE A RUBBER SPATULA SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST INTO BROWNIES
          Pannelope the cat: *LAUGHS MEGA HARD* BOOBALOO YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS!!!
          Boobaloo the cat: WHAT DID THE DOG COMSPIRACY EAT A MOUSE?
          Me: I SAID, I WILL MAKE A RUBBER SPATULA SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST INTO BROWNIES!!!!!
          Boobaloo: funny.