NotGerard

Anybody who saw me in those house of wax bo Sinclair x reader fanfics no you didn’t 
          
          Im a changed man now 
          

old lady
          

How I ended up befriending three others while we were doing roblox boot camp in the middle of the morning still shock me to this day

I go on Twitter right and now I officially hate everything 
          Stop reminding me I don’t have a dicke before I actually craft one of my own 
          

This is embarrassing but uh my names not Joe it’s actually Gerard 
          yeah
          I’m not changing it though 

Today’s a good day I just drew plankton with a rainbow dick on free 2 draw in an empty server 

I’m sorry just the thought that some dude was trying to get off and then out of nowhere since it’s an ad you just see some 27 year old grown man go on a discussion about Dungeons and dragons while also bringing up the face he has hobbit sword 
          
          will never compare to the amount of ads I had to hear on Spotify while trying to The Beach Boys 
          

Stop listening to Jack the Ripper you weirdo
          
          Oh, you look so tired 
          Mouth slack and wide 
          Ill-housed and ill-advised 
          Your face is as mean 
          As your life has been
          Crash into my arms 
          I want you 
          You don't agree
          But you don't refuse 
          I know you
          And I know a place 
          Where no one is likely to pass 
          Oh, you don't care if it's late 
          And you don't care if you're lost 
          And oh, you look so tired 
          (But tonight you presume too much) 
          Too much, too much 
          And if it's the last 
          Thing I ever do 
          I'm gonna get you
          Crash into my arms 
          I want you 
          You don't agree
          But you don't refuse 
          I know you
          Crash into my arms 
          I want you 
          You don't agree
          But you don't refuse 
          I know you 
          Oh...
          Thank you.

10:51 
          
          and My chemical romance did an interview for a p0rn website 
          
          - I wanna continue finding things more for this marvel zombie discussion book but I have algebra tomorrow and even if I look stupid I will survive 
          

What in the fūck is an unholy verse