Adam?

Mkay but why do I have to watch ads while reading my own unpublished books? Just wondering, ya know, since like... Wattpad's getting money or whatever for these ads, but they're on my books... that are unpublished... and I'm not making anything off of it? 
          
          But I mean, that's cool. It's totally fine when I'm trying to read through a chapter of notes and I swipe down and an ad pops up and I have to wait 15 seconds for it to end and by the time that happens I've forgotten what I'm doing. 
          
          That's okay. 

On a lighter note, I got a dog a few weeks ago! Her name is Harper, and she's a ten month old German  shepherd psycho who eats leaves and staircases. 
          
          She's a sweet psycho, though. Love her <30

There's a lot going on right now. Between the protests and COVID-19, America is in one heck of a situation. 
          
          I have a lot to say, but not enough brain power to do so, so I'll make this quick. 
          
          Support your community. Broadcast social injustices from the safety of your home. People need money, yes, but we need support as well. We need to know that we're not alone in our struggle. 
          
          And if you think you're not going to be able to help, think about this. There's a YouTuber who posted a video with a fundraiser, not believing that he would be able to reach the goal. He stated that he refused to upload anything unless the goal of $20,000 was reached. 
          
          They reached it in an hour. 
          
          You may be some average joe who looks at memes all day (me), but you can use those memes as a way to get people's attention. You could also use them to make people's days a little brighter. You don't need to donate money in order to help. You just need to be *there*. 
          
          I've lost track of where I was going with this lol but to make a long story short, support. That's something that can do to make this situation so much better. I don't know who's gonna see this, or better yet, who's gonna care, but still wanted to say something about it. It's really important to me. 
          
          So stay safe out there, folks, and let the odds be ever in our favor. 
          
          And most importantly, stay jazzy, cheese wizards. 
          
          P.S
          Please wash your heccin' hands! 

Right so a town a few miles north of me is under curfew starting tomorrow. *Nervous laughter ensues* *begins hoarding all snacks* 

Happy New year/decade! 
          
          Goodness, I feel incredibly old even though I’m not even old. I’m getting old. Oh no. Well, at least boomers are one step closer to- never mind. 
          
          Anyway. 
          
          My heart goes to everyone in Australia with the fires. I couldn’t imagine opening the new year with fire raging nearby. Stay strong! 
          
          I really do wish all of you the best decade you all can have. If you at first fail at your resolutions, try and try again. You’ll succeed at some point! 
          
          With much love, 
          Kiwi. 
          
          P.S 
          Stay fresh, cheese wizards. 
          
          

Merry Christmas to all! I do hope none of you get any lumps of coal ❤️
          
          And if you don’t celebrate Christmas, Happy day! I hope you have the best normal day possible! 

Time: Almost midnight, Saturday
          State of mind: Near insanity
          
          I, Kiwi, have bought a ukulele. 
          
          This has been my reality update. Thanks for being a human. 
          
          Stay fresh, cheese wizards 

Dorian, I swear to goodness, you’re being really mean. Go away and dissipate in the middle of the ocean, would you? Good gracious, Dorian. You’re not a Peepaloolo, not at all. 
          
          (Same goes for you, Jeffery Bean. I hope you’re swallowed by the hurricane) 

Dear Hurricane Dorian, 
          
          Please stop getting angrier, that’s not nice for anyone. I understand that humans are kinda stupid sometimes and the chaotic-evil Florida men kinda deserve it, but please, don’t be rude. 
          
          Sincerely, a Peepaloolo
          
          P.s 
          
          Don’t steal the oranges. 

So. I, along with a few others, was tagged by @Aim_Shoot_Kill to write a five things I like about myself. So here I go! 
          
          1. My sense of humor, even though it may annoy some people (oops) 
          2. My magicalness (I mean, c’mon, I’m a llamacorn) 
          3. The amount of food I consume. It’s an odd thing to like about oneself, but I do enjoy eating.. so.. 
          4. My ability to watch three seasons of a show in one and a half weeks, which again, is an odd thing to like about oneself
          And 5. The fact that I haven’t become a psychopath/sociopath/crazy person...yet. Also, being crazy is debatable, depending on who you talk to. 
          
          Welp, I’m far too lazy to tag anyone so.. whoever wants to do this, go ahead and do it! Sharing things you like about yourself, however small or crazy, is sometimes a great way to build self confidence.