Enter name: Jared Kleinman.

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Your name is Jared Kleinman, and you are currently sitting alone at home texting your crush, whose contact name is "The Most Amazing Tree 🌳". You love annoying the shit out of that little fucker by constantly being an ass (in a somewhat flirty way), pointing out his mistakes, and interrupting him when he speaks.


Sometimes you can't even tell if he hates you or not.





Bio:


Age: Why the hell does that matter?

Gender: Male, definitely not cist though.

Sexuality: As straight as a rainbow.

An interesting fact:

Uhh.. Does being a fucking slut for musicals count as a fact? I don't know anymore.









The official leader of the #CovergirlCult




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