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AW FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT.

ATTENTION 
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          You have been chosen to be showered with love!
          
          So enjoy!
          
          
          Now post this to everyone’s message board who you think deserves all the love in the universe 
          
          If you get...
          1 = You are loved 
          3 = You’re popular 
          5 = You’re the most lovable person out there
          9 = I’m jealous

Someone just told me that they wouldn't be surprised if I challenged God to a fistfight.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Bold of you to assume that I'm not going to hell.

There is always a demon with you. You can't see it, but it can see you.
          
          Look on the bright side! At least someone is always there for you in your darkest times and when you think no one saw something cool/good you did, the demon is probably keeping track! They're so proud of you! When your sad, they could be trying to comfort you, but you just don't know it! So just give a moment to thank that demon for being there for you and stiking by your side no matter what!

QUICK PSA ABOUT SEXUALITY FOR YA'LL.
          
          Bisexual - Someone who is attracted to two and ONLY TWO genders. These genders could be your own gender and the opposite, but it can also be genders that aren't on the gender spectrum or identify as something else.
          
          Polysexual - Someone who is attracted to more than two, but not all genders. In the middle of Bisexual and Pansexual.
          
          Pansexual - Someone who is attracted to everyone regardless of gender or sexuality. Thre are no limits here, they just see the person for the person and nothing but the person.

You know what's really fucking laughable about Buddhism?
          Devadatta.
          Just Devadatta.
          
          He was so fucking extra in everything. That bitch probably got into a fistfight with Lord Buddha when he was still a prince over a swan that he shot down. And the way he tried to kill him? Guess how he tried to kill him.
          
          Fucking elephants on crack and nail polish.
          Think about that for a second.
          
          Imagine spending weeks or even months train elephants to be cold-blooded killers and the second they are within 10 meters of your target and they just bow down because anyone who dares kill Lord Buddha will soon become his disciple because god forbid he die. Not to mention, he painted his nails with poison. He could have died in the process if some poison leaked into an open wound he didn't know about and the second, THE SECOND he tried to kill Lord Buddha, the ground opened up and swallowed him.
          
          Not to mention, before that, he tried to kill Lord Buddha the cartoon way with flying boulders, rocks and sticks. Imagine how pissed he must have been when he got the news that he died by eating a poisoned mushroom. A poisoned mushroom out of all things. He could have died attempting to kill Lord Buddha and no one batted an eye but the second he eats a poisoned mushroom, everyone is weeping their eyes out because 'Oh No ThE lOrD bUdDhA iS dEaD wE mUsT nEvEr EaT a MuShRoOm AgAiN'.
          
          In conclusion, Devadatta should get more recognition for the ways he thought outside of the box when trying to kill his teacher.
          
          
          
          
          *drops mic*

Guys, no one panic, but my entire forearm is burning and the bottom part of it has a giant gash in it.
          I just went for a bike ride 10 minutes ago.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          So how's your school holidays?

I FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE AUTISM TO YOUR ADVANTAGE WHEN PICKING GUYS/GIRLS/OTHERS UP. (Autistic people only)
          
          1. Find your victim.
          2. Approach said victim.
          3. Look them dead in the eye and say this sentence:
          "You look like you're in need an autistic fuck."
          4. Enjoy.

Guys,
          Childbirth is just reversed vore with extra steps.

GUYS SO APPARENTLY SPONGEBOB IS GAY AND I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS SOME KIND OF QUEERBAITING BULLSHIT FOR PRIDE MONTH OR THEY ARE FOR REAL-