"I'm just gonna say it. Anyone hiding right know? Totally gay"
"NOW HOLD ON THERE!"
"I've got something to say-!"
"Look! Look! Here I is! Ya see! E-Everybody, see?"
"I don't care, I'll suck dick. Single life, baby..."
"Sir Lancelot... i-is that you?"
"NO!
...
Yeah"
"It's good to see you old friend but... why would you materialize in the berserker cla-"
"F**K YOU ARTHUR I'M SO DONE WITH YOUR WHITE KNOGHT F**GOTRY!"
"SIR LANCELOT!"
"YOU AND YOUR MIRROR-POLISHED WHITE KNIGHT C**K!"
"SIR LANCELOT!"
"I can see my face in that shit"
Hey Berserker. I bet I can *lance-a-lot* more than you~"
"That pun... physically hurt me"
"Ya mad?"
"ALL THE TIME!"
*Gil creaks*
...
"WHAT, F**GOT?!"
"That just rude, is what that is... GET 'IM, BOYS!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Oh, well fuuuuuu...!"
"AND KNOW FOR YOU, ARTHUR! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWAWAWAWAWA!!!"
"AHHH AHHH AHH!"
"So that's his ability... whatever he grabs onto becomes metal as fuck"
"NO, YOU N**GER! MY NOBLE PHANTASM IS WHATEVER I TOUCH!"
"Yeah, my idea's better"
"WHEN I GRAB MY C**K, IT BECOMES MY NOBLE PHANTASM! AND MY ABILITY BECOMES F**KING BITCHES AND C**T SPLASHING!"
"SIR LENCOLAT!!"
"THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH! YOU'VE SEEN IT!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...dick!"
"Oh fun... F*K! D**MIT! F**KER! F**K! HAIRY ASSHOLE! D**N! D**K BALLS! CUUUUUUUUNT!!!"