Knockyasocksoff2022

TFW you realise you have a type *shrugs* love me some white girls i guess

I love this person fanfic or story’s and so I started making me own❤️‍

I'm rewatching Hannibal (Yes, I did just finish binging it in May, but...) and I can feel my obsession coming back, so expect more fics!

EPPPPIIIICCC GOOOALLL!!!! yoyoyoyo Anthony Gordon my GOAT
          (apologies for cup posting but it WILL happen again so~)

The scam bots are back once again, so I'm posting this reminder from the Wattpad email I received upon reporting one:
          
          "Any legitimate messages from Wattpad will always be sent via Private Message by the official verified Wattpad account. To learn more about this situation, please see: Phishing Attempt"

Happy Disability Pride Month!
          I'm terrible at articulating myself, honestly, but I really hope everyone had a healthy and safe this month, and forever.

Hey everyone, just wanted to let you all know there's a new scam going around with people impersonating Wattpad Staff, this is the email they sent when I reported it: (remember to stay safe and DO NOT click on sketchy links!!!)
          
          "Hello, Knockyasocksoff2022,
          
          Thank you for contacting us about this issue. We are currently investigating this situation and closing the spam accounts involved. In the meantime, please report any new messages and do not click on any links included in them. Any legitimate messages from Wattpad will always be sent via Private Message by the official verified Wattpad account. To learn more about this situation, please see: Phishing Attempt
          
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          Best,
          
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It's too hot to sleep, so you guys get more book chapters. (〒﹏〒) 
          
          Yay you! Boo me!

RIP to everyone who just watched the England match - can't believe I stayed up for that LMFAO. At least we're still in SMH
          
          (I really watch footy for the drama tbh, so fight me but I thought this one was kind of funny - crazy ref though damn)

Hey everyone! Good morning! I'm fucking stuck in my cousin's fucking office right now! And by good morning I mean a minute shy of FOUR AM BTW (and I also just had the most shite sleep OF MY LIFE so it's not like I'm going back to bed at this rate)
          
          I swear I'm not stupid. Like I don't see a lock, but the door won't fucking open. I need to peeeeee!
          
          Now that I think about it idc if I've ever seen this door fully closed maybe this is why - ahhhhhh
          
          Feel free to send asks b/c I'm NOT FUCKING going anywhere rn!!!