Ruby

hi ya, my old username is Mika is gay for Yuu. You are part of my wattpad phase..hehe wherever you are i hope you are doing well. I wish you lead a happy life

you still alive?

give me mcdonalds or ill take a sh1t in ur room

Girl hi

i just inhaled a cockroach

Ngl i hope we don't get recruited into the army worst comes to worst. But if we do dont worry i have a plan. Im cutting off my left leg. Im not gonna get dropkicked by a 6"9' Russian bloke named dimitri who can benchpress 400kg and spent 21 years doing weights half naked in -22°C Siberian winters to get hella buff. Like he'd destroy my skinny stringbean body ngl.

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR MY BROS :))
          
          i get so much money from the red packets lmfao

DDSFSAJHDJSKAHDKA MY MOM BOUGHT ME A FULLY ILLUSTRATED CHINESE BIBLE WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

if i see one more oh my lordy lord joke bitch idc who tf you are i will cut your mf tong off

the colour orange invokes my hidden homicidal tendencies