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HELP MY DAD FOUND MY LUCKY CHARMS HOARD AND NOW HE THINKS IM SOME CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF CEREAL

Did you know that when you’re the sluttiest asexual ever, your crush starts trying to get you to hook up with your best friend?

Uhm… so I have a bit of a problem. For some reason every time I start to really love a band/musician, they get caught in some serious trouble. (Jimmy Urine, Brendon Urie, Nick Harktop, I’m looking at you.) I’m lost on whether or not to continue to listen to their music. Sure, Brendon didn’t actually do anything and Jimmy’s charges were dropped, but I still don’t know what to do… if you have any advice, please let me know.

What are the odds that I fall for another British guy with a girlfriend. What. Are. The. Fucking. Odds.

I told my friend what Light Yagami’s name is backwards. I think I broke his brain.

IM SO SORRY I WAS GONE FOR LIKE A BAJILLION YEARS I WAS GROUNDED!! Unfortunately, my life has gotten busier and busier. So I won’t be able to post much. But I will when I get the time, I swear!!

I swear to fuck I love him so much. HELP ME IM DOWN BAD

Hi! Pls Read Tiny Obsession if you’re interested in that ship ! I have zero reads rn, and I’m so excited about it 

If anyone cares, I probably won’t have a new chapter up today, but I’ll definitely try to have one tomorrow!

I’m sorry I didn’t post on Valentines, I got writers block