TheTransJester

My bf’s bf just called me his “boyfriend-in-law”. How do I respond to that??

Texting my zucchini: “also my mother doesn’t believe in allergies.”
          “*I have”
          It: “wtf???”

I’m in a manic episode, and my bf said “I like social Saige”
          … he called my mania socializing…

Me: “fuck women”
          Zucchini: “in what way?”
          Me: “yes”
          
          Me: “fuck women”
          Friend: “why?”
          Me: “because women”
          Him: “that’s why we kiss boys here”
          Me:
          Him: “not gay tho”
          Me: “‘I’m not gay, I just like men’”
          Him: “exactly”

Zucchini was able to translate me when I text it in Japanese. It now holds over my head that when I try to call it my midnight love, the direct translation is “in the middle of the night, love” (半夜愛)

Whiteboard: “why did you do in the snow?”
          Person: “watched Yuri”
          Different person: *arrow pointing at the first one* “read Yuri”
          Me: *arrow pointing at the second one* “did Yuri”

My friend, listening to me talk about tarot: “god, you’re so superstitious.”
          Me: “I WORSHIP THE EFFING FAE YES IM SUPERSTITIOUS”
          *his boyfriend and my zucchini, who both also practice, laughing hysterically in the background*

Me and my zucchini were cuddled up on a couch and a guy walked by and made a face that said “ew. Lesbians.” Later, a different person walked by and made a face that said “aww! Lesbians!”
          Needless to say, we had a field day

@_1tz_4l4st0r_1930_ I left the salt in the microwave too long

Working in my school garden is great and all, but when two of my chosen names are plant names, it gets really confusing. Like the other day the teacher was saying something like "we've got Iris over here..." (Talking about the flower) Another student said "lets gets get this sage off the building." (Talking about the vine) At the same time. My head swiveled in both directions, then someone behind me started actually talking to me so I spun in a circle to look at them but then got dizzy and fell on the ground