MY FELLOW AMERICAN PLEASE. DO NOT LET A SEX OFFENDER WITH AN IQ OF A SPOON OUTLIVE YOU. TRUMP IS A FUDLY ASS BITCH AND DESERVES TO DIE, YES BUT WE NEED TO LIVE FIRST TO SEE THE NEW ASSASINATION ATTEMPTS ON HIM. LIVEEEE

THA FLORIDIANS ARE THRIVING WHOOOOO

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HI POOKIE I'VE COME BACK FROM THE DEAD

"I don't get it," says the demon, "This person's lived a perfectly good and virtuous life. Why are you sending them to hell?" The angel nervously rubs the back of their head. "Honestly? We're pretty sure they'd be happier in hell than heaven."
          
          The angel continues. “And, to be honest… we think that, with how much he held back, this IS heaven for him.” The demon slowly looked up and chucked. “Now we’re talking. Come on kid, let’s get ya to Lucy. He’ll want to see what ya got.” The man went on to be the demon that could enforce the fear of hell into every sinner without exhaust.

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Two boys show each other different skills; Kenya, 1962. 9-year-old Kevin from New York, USA had come to Kenya to join his stepfather as guest of the Maasai tribe, where he and the chief’s son Dionni became close companions.   Kevin wrote in his diary:  
          “The Maasai taught me lots of things. They are very nice people and we had no problems understanding each other. They taught me to shoot the heaviest bow I have ever seen and I taught Dionni how to play baseball. He doesn’t speak any English and I learned 11 words in Swahili.”

"Are you high or are you merely momentarily delusional?"
          
          - Edna to Pipsqueack after a mission gone wrong (Pip ate some mushrooms that have properties of drugs)

MY MAYOR GOT SUSPENDED HELPPPP

You will find what you seek
          The mind is cunning, so to speak
          Don't let yourself be carried away by fears
          The core of Affliction,
          Where answers sought are held
          Now come, dear children 
          To the Gods that beheld
          Now come, dear children 
          To the Gods that beheld