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its the summer of 2001, joe meets patrick and hes like
          
          yo i know about music
          
          and patricks like
          
          yo i know more about music
          
          thats impossible, do you wanna start a band?
          
          and patricks like yeah thats cool and then hes like yo this is a book store its not a music store and then they met at patricks house and patricks wearing shorts and socks and a hat patrick is playin drums for some fuckin reason and petes there for some reason and they start playin music together and theyre like
          
          oh lets play some fuckin covers from some other bands! it was like green day and fuckin misfits and fuckin ramones pete said to joe
          
          yo we gotta change this shit up! yo weve played all these bands lets play shit from fall out boy and so pete and patrick are like yooOO thats dOOPE! but we need a fuckin drummer! because patricks playin drums and hes a singer and hes like
          
          yO IVE GOT A SOUL VOICE and theyre like
          
          wait how you have a soul voice! and hes like 
          
          yo watch this
          
          YEEeeEeeEeEAAAaAahhHHh
          
          and theyre like
          
          oh my god that sounds like soul so the put it in the song and it was like
          
          wHERE IS YOUR BOY TOOOOnIiIiIGhT?!?!?! and then theyre like
          
          yo this is fuckin perfect this is fall out boy and they made records like evening out with your ex girlfriend
          
          “its evening out with your girlfriend”
          
          its called evening out with your ex girlfriend everybody loves it
          
          “evening out with your girlfriend”
          
          its called eating out your girlfriend and its real and it doesnt matter and pete talked to patrick and joe and he was like
          
          yOO WHAT THE FUCkkK yo this is gonna be fuckin dOOOPEE so they made a record and it was called take this to your grave they made it without a drummer and they had like three four drummers come in the four drummers they had come in were like josh freese neil peart the dude from toto the fourth one was like the guy from papa roach or somethig and they were like
          
          yo we need andy hurely andy hurely. take this to your grave. fuckin record it
          
          and he did it
          
          and he killed it

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thats just how the fucking story goes
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im just gonna play with some fuckin metal bands and they were like
            
            alright this breaks been like three years long two years long three years long three and a half we gotta fuckin come back dude we gotta come back stRONG we gotta make this shit legit its gonna be fuckin dope its gonna go fuckin sky high were gonna make a fuckin record that sails the skies were gonna call this record save rock and roll so they made alone together light em up alone together phoenix and everyones like
            
            what the fuck youre workign with this guy who fuckin recorded avril lavigne and p!nk pete was like
            
            yo were gonna end up in a tour with panic at the disco and twenty pilots
            
            and thats it
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