JewInATurban

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To anybody that cares, I've written 3 chapters for 'Harold and Kumar' but the next 2 chapters aren't written yet. 

I'll pay anybody to write a Schmidt and Cece fanfic please. I know I'm already writing one but my writing is shit, I need good, brilliant writers. 

"I'm still marrying an Indian man." 
          "Yeah, that's totally fair, but you came home with a Jew in a turban." 
          -Schmidt & Cece - Marriage 

 Hehe hehe I'm writing a new story!! Titled "Harold and Kumar", I hope you guys like it and love it more than "What If" because that story is shit, and I haven't really updated in forever. "Harold and Kumar" however is a brand new project that I hope you guys enjoy. It is based off the FOX tv show New Girl, and it features all your favorite characters, along with some of my very own, dear ol' brain. 

1.33k views, omg guys thank you!! That's a lot of people! I feel like no other story I ever write is going to do that well. Thank you so much  I love all of you! 

Schmidt and Cece/New Girl fanfic  coming up in a couple weeks

I want to write a New Girl fanfic because there's not a lot out there. Question is would you guys read it? 

Don't ever shoot. That's how people get shot. 
          

The Joker has become someone whom I find very relatable. Does that say something about me?