KonigsUnwashedAss

Y'ALL PRAY FOR ME, MY NEW HISTORY TEACHER IS A MAN AND THERE IS AN ADULT MALE STUDENT IN MY CLASS 

KonigsUnwashedAss

          https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8LX15XK/
          
          @CowhideQueen
          
          
          I SAW THIS AND I LOVE YOU (Rizzler move)

RustySunInDelphi

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          I remembered you like blue my pookie schmooks *smoulders and poses with rizz*

RustySunInDelphi

@KonigsUnwashedAss I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING!! PROBABLY ANYTHING TO DO WITH RAIN, HALLOWEEN, OR BOOKS
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KonigsUnwashedAss

@CowhideQueen YOU GOTTA TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOU SO I CAN RETURN THE FAVOR BOOKIE SMOOKS
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KonigsUnwashedAss

@CowhideQueen OMFG THE FACT THAT YOU REMEMBERED HAS ME ALMOST CRYING I'M NOT JOKING I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU 
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RustySunInDelphi

How's my pookie schmookie wookie lookie gookie fruity pickle pie today <<<<3333

KonigsUnwashedAss

@CowhideQueen Their doing so good ! I'm doing good as we but it's hard without you.. (with rizz)
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RustySunInDelphi

How's our 5 kids doing
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KonigsUnwashedAss

Y'ALL I HATE SCHOOL BUT I LOWKEY CAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO COMEBACK BECAUSE I LOWKEY HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS GIRL 

KonigsUnwashedAss

@KonigsUnwashedAss Are you stupid? Of course it's you. You're my one and only fr 
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RustySunInDelphi

@KonigsUnwashedAss ITS ME RIGHT....UR WIFE? BETTA NOT CATCH U CHEATIN /j
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KonigsUnwashedAss

Who tf gave fathers the audacity to be so Damm stupid.
          Also I feel rlly gay rn send help. 

KonigsUnwashedAss

@CowhideQueen I'm literally the queen of daddy issues and it sucks ass. (But everything is OK because I'm silly )
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RustySunInDelphi

@KonigsUnwashedAss | and that's on daddy issues
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KonigsUnwashedAss

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I know this sounds unlike me but never having a  friend is really fucking sad as a teenager. Like I have no notifs, I talk to my blanket, I sleep for 18+ hours like I only read fanfics and watch videos. 

KonigsUnwashedAss

@CowhideQueen *Proceeds to make out and adopt 5 children* 
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RustySunInDelphi

@KonigsUnwashedAss | WE ARE NOW WIFE AND WIFE. COME OVA HERE AND KISS ME ON MY HOT MOUF, IM FEELIN ROMANTICAL
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KonigsUnwashedAss

@CowhideQueen *WHAT IS LOVE BY HADDAWAY STARTS PLAYING* C'mere schmooka ❤️
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