Well, well, well. Welcome, readers. I welcome you to a world of admiration, terror, smut and fantasy. A dark place that can only be described as my own personal Hell. . .
 I should introduce myself, yes?
My name is Kourtney, Kourtney Meadows, the name that ties to the fingers in which create the novels you so desperately wish for. 
Anyway, enough of my idiocy. You want a biography, not a practical explanation of what fiction I grasp.
Well, I am not going to give you that biography. Apologies, but it won't occur.
This is simply a hook for newcomers in hopes to attract them farther down the creepy road leading into the forest of my creativity. 
Cool metaphor, right?

--Kourtney, the author.
Thank you Henry for my motivation. Thank you Angie for my laughs. Thank you Maddie for even more laughs. And thank you Roxxie for sparking my beginning.