@KovaAshmark
*pours chocolate chips into hand*
*elegantly bends head over hand*
*slowly grazes on chocolate chips in hand*
*uses teeth, not hand*
*one chocolate chip at a time*
*grazes with the grace of a gazelle*
@KovaAshmark TV: Be one with the wild ME: *barks at every person that passes* EVERYONE ELSE: *sweatdrops*
You know you're lonely and depressed when your new Wattpad home screen says "Welcome home, Kova!" And you nearly burst into tears because you feel loved. Mood, am I right
@KovaAshmark Dude, fucking MOOD. Days just be like... Friend: Are you okay? Brain Cell #1: *playing trumpet* *tie used as a headband* Brain Cell #2: *tries fitting star block into a triangle slot* *genuinely confused* Brain Cell #3: *staring into space* How old is the ocean? Heart: *bandages over cracks* *silently crying* Me: Yeah, just bored af, bro
So when I found out I was pregnant I was like "well better tell everyone" and when I did my fetus was like "you better not be having a dad" and I was like "I am, sorry" and then my mom got mad and she was like "dammit grandpa why would you want to have a dad" and I was like "cause ur mom gay lol" and then she died
So there was an incident.
It involved eight hangers arranged in a star, an Iroquois war mask, Do Rae Me, a sweatshirt worn as pants and sweatpants worn as a shirt, dank memes, communism, invoking the names of Vine, Peppa Pig, and other powerful entities, a Spanish accent, Kevin, Karen, VSCO girls, Naruto runners, and the Area 51 raid tomorrow.
https://youtu.be/emQI4K9Jcyg my current mood
I was making brownies and I grabbed an egg and I was looking at it and I suddenly realized
°this was forced out of a hole on the bottom of a chicken° and I just-
Ahhh Newtmas! ❤❤❤❤
IM SO BOOOOOORED
If you see his, reply "IM A JARAFFE" and I'll vote on three of your stories. I'm so bored I'll literally do it as soon as I can
My six year old brother just said that his Junior Achievement teacher talked sexy and said sexy words.
I'm not sure what's happening in the world. Does anyone know why this is happening I-
Sooo
I got back from a week-long camp yesterday
Only to find out I'm moving.
So thats fun
And I have to get a cavity filled rn.
And laughing gas doesn't affect me.
Hahaha
*mental breakdown*