@Logan_Warren Warren Junior. You've heard that right. Fly to Kolkata someday and the dessert's on me. Shall serve you the best sweets of Kolkata.
The luscious Roshogolla, the palatable Pati Shapta (best substitute for pancakes), the divine Darbesh, the mouth-watering mihidana and the special nolen gurer paayesh are all yours.
You can bring Tre along! *fist bump*
Or do you prefer couriering? XD