Human Being

Yo, I'm your weird kpop writer, person, dude, human, alien. I probably won't have many views because I'm myself, but might as well type on this thing and think about everything I've done in life while drinking my coffee.  I like kpop, which you can probably tell. I am a disappointment to all of you children. I like to eat melted string cheese and talking to my only friend. I married myself last year.
My names Kat
I am an age (16)
And this is my amazing life ig?
Also now you get a nice look into my brain/mind/skull meat. Don't ask about all the things I see. I they're 21+/10000000000000000000000+ then well... I most likely didn't want to write it.
I promise to santa/my grandpa that I am a virgin.
I don't like myself
I eat dairy wayyyy to much, but I actually hate milk, unless it's almond milk. I love almond milk. Idk why. It tastes like nothing so Ig that's why. don't be misinformed. I'm not even close to being vegan/vegetarian/pescitarian/any thing other than that?
If my grammar is shit then... well... I might've made a mistake. I have a shitty keyboard that doesn't like to put words sometimes and my friends here like, "I just chicken"
and I'm like...."DUDE! I SWEAR I FUCKING PUT THAT!"
She reads my ff's. Idk how she does. She always tells me to add though so I do and I write really weird shit. 
Why am I still here?
Anyway
Have a nice night/morning/afternoon/lunar day because it's just... NOTHING
with ur mom/grandma/grandpa/dad/aunt/uncle/cousin/hobo/shoes/bags/phone/computer/ you name it.
Anyone else lonely like me?
Yeeeeeeeeet
Everyone can relate to this boi.
I am a girl.
A child
a teen
a chicken
a alien
a monkey
a dog
a cat
a thing.
Why am I still here?
Why are you still here?
Go read my damn ff's ig. 
Enjoy?