Krusty

Yo Merry Christmas everyone 

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Read this message until the end, its adorable. I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back. When I asked "Why?" The angel said "Angels dont watch over angels." There are twenty angels in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing, and one is reading this message. God has seen you struggling with some things, and God says "It's over." A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this to fourteen friends, including me. If I dont get it back, I guess I'm not one of them. As soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you... Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested and God is going to fix two major things tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, drop everything and pass it on. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DONT BREAK THIS CHAIN. SEND THIS TO FOURTEEN FRIENDS IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES. ITS NOT THAT HARD. NO GROUP CHATS.

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          you have been booped!~ put this on 20 other profiles and let the chaos spread!
          
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I don't exactly celebrate Christmas but you guys might, so um-
          
          Merry Christmas besties!! I hope you guys have a wonderful Christmas and that everything goes well for y'all.