Welcome to the ‘about me’ section. 

The place where it’s okay for me to brag about myself and not feel like a complete pertinacious jack ass while doing it. 

Let’s get down to business….. (To defeat the Huns…) 

They call me Kristen, but I prefer to be called Queen of the Universe.

 Did I mention I have a huge ego? No? Well, now you know, I’m cocky as hell.  

I’m twenty one years old, and I hail from the colorful state of Colorado. 

I like to longboard when the weather isn’t having a bipolar fit. 

Seriously I’ve experienced all four seasons in one day.  

When I’m not at work or writing I’m either playing my guitar or playing video games with my best friends. (Yeah that’s right, I’m a gamer. Practically married to my Xbox.)  

I’m a complete and total spaz, mostly because of my addiction to energy drinks and coffee. (Death before decaf.) Which also explains why I’m an insomniac, that and I’m a nocturnal creature. I don’t function well in the day time hours. 

I’m a space cadet, always zoning out in to a fantasy land I like to call Kristopia.  

I have four tattoos, and plans for a dozen more. 

And last but not least, I like Pina Coladas and long walks on the beach… 

oh wait I should save that part for my want ad.

Anyways that’s enough for now.  

Looks like I’m blasting off again