What's up?
I'm Ethan and I'm fourteen
Slaying all these women
With my massive peen
I've got a couple of hobbies
Besides being blonde
Like performing for the boys
With my ribbon baton
I drink lots of soda
And hang out at the mall
I used to skateboard
But I knocked out a ball
All I need in life
Is my boys and my tub
Now I'm gonna pass it to my number one bub


Hey-o I'm Tommy
And I'm 19
I like to lift weights
And wear sunscreen
SPF 100?
I hope it's in stock
'Cause I rub it on my nips
And the bell-end of my cock
The public, the media
They're on our side
With skin so white
We got nothing to hide
TV, and movies, they're made for us
This lack of pigment is a major plus

We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do