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Guys, I have some bad news...
Highschool, is really fucking me up right now and I can't do shit about it.
I mean, how the fuck am I supposed to create a group thesis with a bunch of fucking apes as my members?
Like, what are you, stupid? Do you want me to chew your food and spit it inside your fucking mouth? What am I, a fucking bird?
Plus, there this one professor who, for the sake of privacy, I'll call Mr. Cockblock.
Now, you see. Mr. Cockblock is a person that my classmates call, A fucking dgenerate. Now you might be asking, why are you bitching about it? And I'll get to that.
Now, he knows that we still have to take care of our Thesis project, but he decided to be a fucking cunt and told us to make a review for every chapter in a book that is at least... Wait for it.... 2500 words long!
AND THE FUCKING BOOK ITSELF IS A TOTAL OF 45 CHAPTERS!
THAT'S A TOTAL OF 112,500 WORDS!
AND THE WORST PART... HE SAID THAT IT'S A REQUIREMENT! LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW?!
so, with all the shit that hit the fucking fan. I think it's safe to say that I won't be writing a story anytime soon.
So I'm giving this announcement out for everyone that may be wondering if I'm still alive.
And, I probably won't be able to survive this so press F to pay respects, I guess.