Kuroo Tetsurou

@Acrylic_User 
            
            //thank you!
            
            Ah, it’s not by much. She’ll live.

Alright then, good luck with that cleanup! Also happy belated birthday!! Sorry that I missed it :(

// so good to hear from you tho! i’m sorry for dropping off the face of wattpad for like 2 years 

@KurooTetsurou_JVA 
            
            // i’m glad to hear you’ve been alright! i feel you though, congrats on the new job! ((: i personally start mine on the 6th of march and i’m so nervous bc it’s like. a blue collar factory job and like. i’m just a girl ky. IM JUST A GIRL T^T so i def understand what you mean about busy/ stressed out. with time it will get easier (: im nervous to start 12 hour shifts but that’s where the money is i s u p p o s e *sobbing* 

//what about you?? 

Yay! Woo woo! Glad that everything is good again, good job Ky for validly Karening at WP until it works :] 

glad it's fixed !! :D

@enby_fairy_princess thank you lmao I’m glad-

@Acrylic_User “An oversized Easter bunny with a built in fanny pack” PLEASE THATS THE BEST THING IVE READ ALL DAY-

I am still laughing at you even though you said not to bc that’s funny
            Imagine being scared of kangaroos im pointing and laughing at you
            But I mean you’re not entirely wrong cause they are dangerous and strong and kinda large but I mean like I’m not scared of tall buff people and people can have guns so yeah the stomach pocket rabbits don’t scare me either <3
            (But yes if one was mad at me and like trying to hurt me I’d be scared but as a concept kangaroos are not /that/ scary yk so I still get to make fun of you for being scared of an oversized Easter bunny with a built in fanny pack)

Yeah lmao while I was typing I didn’t realize I wrote too much until I couldn’t send the message cause of the limit oops
            Wonderful at least we know it’s haunted, I’m glad you’re alright and thank you for clarifying that it’s furniture

@Acrylic_User 
            
            Friend, that’s a lot of words. I’m just gonna agree that I’m hot, fancy and manly. And that my filing cabinet is probably haunted, yes. By the ghost of the previous office occupant’s will to live.
            
            But YES I’m okay now. Also they are furniture I think, yes. 

(2/2)
            And you’re like sure you locked it? Even if it sliding open while unlocked is normal (it isn’t but we can suspend our disbelief for a sec) if it’s locked then it wouldn’t be able to be opened at all let alone with like gravity or ghosts or whatever else. Is there something on the handle of the drawer that opens it on its own? Like if you have something on the handle that weighs it down enough maybe it could plausibly open ‘on it’s own’ and depending on the type of filing cabinet it is, if something is weighing it down it could also maybe prevent it from locking correctly? Check that out maybe.. and also check the actual closing mechanism if you can, if its not locking or closing right at all that could explain some things…
            And while it would solve the question of if you are haunted or if there’s something else that caused the drawer to open, there is another question to be answered: ARE YOU OKAY NOW???? That sounds really painful is it still sore or are you okay now after a bit of time? I’m sorry you were ambushed by your haunted filing cabinet that’s really rude (If you really do have ghost or ghosts then i could maybe give an idea or two on how to make a truce or to bully them out of your furniture (still not actually 100% on if filing cabinets are furniture.. do you think they are?? Idk) if you want)

Lmao I don’t want you to die from old gay person heart failure so please stop dying tank u :)

@Acrylic_User 
            
            You’re so nice to me. Truly. Calm down. My heart can’t take such sweetness. My old gay heart can’t handle it. Ah. 

I just wrote a comment making fun of you and then Wattpad glitched and it disappeared, so I think that’s a sign
            Luckily I don’t pay attention to instructions B)
            But I don’t actually feel like retyping what I lost so can you like make fun of yourself for me and pretend I said it, that would be great /j
            Anyway the gist of it was- OH NO REALLY??? Do I sound surprised bc I’m NOT anyway my condolences for your workaholism please stop soon, also you’re gay and old or something idk work is lame so don’t work too hard anymore

Oh my god really a full PowerPoint- I want to see it now lmao
            Also hm I think I might trust your judgement more than hers so if there’s one that you’re thinking about then I trust it lol

@Acrylic_User 
            
            Listen, she’s only straight for those men and those men only (apparently). She made a whole damn PowerPoint to show me the other day, fun fact. She needs to chill, dude- they’re all hella gay for each other regardless, so it’s pointless to thirst anyway… however there is /one/ that I /might/ consider thirsting after. And I have a better shot than her, so HA. 

LMAO I have no knowledge on that group or any like it tbh but that’s very funny, and I like to be a bully so I’m gonna point and laugh, ha ha Ky is acting thirsty and S T R A I G H T I’m laughing at you I’m laughing at you imagine being cringe- (/j)

Nice :) that all sounds great im glad you have a nice person at work cause I’ve heard wayyyyy too many stories about bad work environments so I’m glad it’s not all torture all the time for everyone ^-^

@Acrylic_User 
            
            Hana is amazing, and I love her. She does bring me coffee sometimes, but I don’t ask her to. I’ll get us coffees on my way to the office sometimes as well- I get bonus points if I can bag a raspberry danish for her as well.
            
            I do in fact have a coffee machine in my office though. I have a nice space set aside for it in the corner, and it looks rather professional if I do say so myself. 

Thank you for the tips these are great, if I ever get a job at an office I’ll keep it in mind :))
            I have a question, does your assistant need to bring you coffee or do you have a coffee maker in your office cause if you don’t have a constant supply then uh follow up question how are you alive
            (Also haha you’re exempt from respect lmaooo ->>I’m sticking my tongue out at you I know you can’t see it just imagine-)

Lmao awww fineeeee >:( (/j) it sucks that they keep you from it lol I think weird and niche is exactly what some stuffy old company account could need!! I think it would be funny, also I’m curious to see how you’d cause some chaos professionally-
            That’s nice of your assistant, I think you’ve mentioned her a couple times now, is she nice? She sounds pretty alright I think. It’s a shame that professionals don’t know how to have FUN and won’t let you spice things up >:T (/lh /j again lol) (No problem, you’re secretly one of my fav accts so I’m glad to see you again! x)

@Acrylic_User 
            
            You will not go anywhere near the company account, nor will I. I was told to stay away because my advertisement ideas were “weird” and “too niche”. My assistant sometimes allows me to live vicariously through her, but I am generally just exiled from that side of things.  (And thank you, it’s good to be back. x)

Pps welcome back lol

Lmao good be confused and thank you I know my chaotic stream of consciousness word barf speaks to the minds of the people in ways that they can’t consciously comprehend <3

@Acrylic_User 
            
            
            My feeble mind is having trouble comprehending what you’ve just said, and yet it makes perfect sense. How the fu-

Yes, its is very great, creative minefields (especially if they’re also populated with nonsense) are the best kinds of creative cause sometimes you’ll walk around and get nothing at all and sometimes you just accidentally step on a banger at like 5:30 in the morning on some unspecified Tuesday like boom and you, then all your followers+friends need to have a moment for “:D wHAt” after they hear about it-
            But to be honest sometimes I’ll be scrolling or talking to you or reading your posts or something and then I’ll just see some wack ass bullshit that you said and it snaps my spine in half and kills me on impact, and I need to take like a solid 20 seconds just to recover from the creative whiplash it gave me-
            /pos lmao
            btw, sorry if im a bit crazy already I did just wake up like half an hour ago but I have an excuse this time so >:)