Nah.

I hope you’re in a better place now.

"Your relationship with yourself sets the tone for every other relationship you have."
          ~ Robert Holden
          
          This explains why I am single.

What the hell is WICKED and why is this fake account pretending to offer me fake money from it?

I jus tried to buy a smoothie with my drivers license...

People who allow themselves to suffer, or are unwilling to fight to the death to better themselves are unworthy of a better life.
          
          Those who live off of other's good fortunes are unworthy of their success.
          
          Those who are unwilling to learn or admit their error are deserving of no wisdom.
          
          Fuck everyone. Fuck everything. 

Coddle and kiss an author's ass, and you'll get their love and eternal affection.
          
          Stand up to their bullshit, and receive nothing except a migraine from their incompetence.

That moment when an idiot threatens to kill you on a public forum because you questioned his ability to pleasure 50 women in one day...

Got my first overpriced coffee at Starbucks today. $5 for an iced mocha latte. 
          
          I'm now addicted and wish that I were rich...

The misadventures of Wattpad is up! Don't forget to do your vegetables, stay away from homework, and eat your drugs everybody!
          
          I'm definitely not horn and drunky! So... shut the hell up. I just need some sleep... college... life... draining....

First day at college ROTC exercise training. Tired as F***************************ck!
          
          But I'm a masochist. I can't wait to do some more! x3