Ŵassup , ŷo !? 

Í'm ĸrıs . ( short for ma name )

Áüğüşŧ Áļşıńā is boss ^.^

Sleep is my drug. Fewd is my addiction . 

I married music a year ago . Everybody came . We're very happy together . You jelly ? 

I'm single as a pringle . ( aint worried bout nun ) 

I wuv fewd . Pizza , Fries , Cookies , and koo-laid are best . Pizza and fries is so fudgin' good with ranch .

I wear glasses . I look triller than your grandma's cadillac without em' . 

I'm weird . As some people call it . But I say Awkward . 

Tumblr is my personality . It's very unique . Facebook is too confusing . Twitter is effed up . Keek is messy . Vine has it's moments . 

We had a funeral for Myspace . It was very sad . 

In class , when I'm bored , I like to write random things and scratch them out . 

My brain often likes to go on vacation when a song doesnt start playing in my head . 

Annd , I hate my brother . He a selfish , obnoxious , cant spell worth crap fool . 

Well . I must say you have just entered my weird , random , awkward fantasy .